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Swamp Thing

from Totally Average Woman by Carla Ulbrich

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It occured to me that many characters in the world of comic books did not have their own theme songs. So here's a failed attempt at remedying that...

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Swamp Thing
You’re slimy and green
You smell like string beans and tubers
Swamp Thing

Swamp Thing are you a plant or an animal?
‘Cause l wanna know for sure
Hmm part vegetable part meat
I’m hungry

Swamp Thing
That sounds enticing
I’ll have one with everything- bring it to me
Swamp Thing

Swamp Thing I think you’re tasty
But I wanna know for sure
Would you mind stepping into this hamburger bun?
Now don’t move!

Swamp Thing
That’s interesting
You’ve got an aftertaste like jujubes
Swamp Thing
C’mon c’mon Swamp Thing
Shake and Bake it Swamp Thing

credits

from Totally Average Woman, released October 1, 2015
Parody of “Wild Thing”
Lyrics: Carla Ulbrich
Vocal: Carla Ulbrich
Drums, Bass, Electric guitar: Steve Goodie
Recording Engineers: Steve Goodie, Steve McDonald

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Carla Ulbrich

Award-winning songwriter Carla Ulbrich has played in venues small and large (and sometimes odd) all over the US.

You may have heard her on SiriusXM Comedy radio, or one of many NPR stations, or on the legendary Dr. Demento show.

She has released 10 albums of fun music and was an extra in the movie Sharknado 2.

"Inside Jokes: Songs from Quarantine" is her 10th album.
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