Aunt Flow Rag

from by Carla Ulbrich

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    13 tracks of funny songs. 6 originals and 7 parodies, all the important topics covered (droopy pants, tips for traveling to China, soda, serial talkers, the plight of the non-smoker, psycho exes...). Produced by the hugely talented Bob Malone and Steve Goodie.

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This one's for the ladies- and all those who suffer along with them. Ode to our monthly "friend."

lyrics

Everybody duck for cover
Rest of the week we gotta hunker down
Hope we’re all stocked up on Midol
Aunt Flow’s comin’ around

Hide the chocolate cover the chairs
Somebody lock up the hounds
Put away your favorite underwear
Aunt Flow’s comin’ around

Well there ain’t gonna be any swimmin’
Not in the next few days
I hope you weren’t planning on wearin’ white
Or being in Cirque du Soleil

Listen to me girlfriend
Don’t you let her get you down
Just put on your big girl granny panties
Aunt Flow’s comin’ around

It’s ragtime!
Yeah put on your raggedy granny panties
Aunt flow is comin’ around

credits

from Totally Average Woman, released October 1, 2015
Words & music: Carla Ulbrich
Vocal: Carla Ulbrich
Piano: Bob Malone
Foley Artist: Steve MacDonald
Percussion: Chris Trujillo
Recording engineer: Steve McDonald

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Carla Ulbrich

Frequently played on Pandora, Sirius XM, and the Dr. Demento Show, funny songwriter Carla Ulbrich
is known for writing about such topics as wedgies, Waffle House, Klingons, and how rich she would be if she had a copyright on the 'F' Word.

She cites her biggest musical influences as Sesame Street, camp songs, and cat food commercials.

This is her 6th CD.
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