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parody of "American Bandstand" (a.k.a "Bandstand Boogie").
I consider this my PSA about the need for guys to find a happy medium between wearing their pants below their butt or above their nipples.

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You wear ‘em baggy And let some underwear show
You’re lookin’ groovy As long as you’re movin’ slow
But in a foot chase You better grab a good hold
Of those man pants
You can’t run down the street When they’re down around your ankles
Those man pants
Wear a belt hold ‘em up
With a pair of suspenders those man pants And if you’re nerdy You can wear ‘em real high
Your belt can double As a leather necktie
You check your heartbeat By unzippin’ the fly
Of those man pants

You can cut them off into
Shorts for the summer
It still looks better than
Showin’ off a plumber’s crack
Hike ‘em down hike ‘em up
Show ‘em off give it up
For those man pants

credits

from Totally Average Woman, released October 1, 2015
lyrics: Carla Ulbrich
vocal: Carla Ulbrich
background vocals: Amy Engelhardt
Guitar: Bob DeMarco
Drums: Mike Baird
Trombone: Eric Jorgensen
Saxes: Tom Evans
Trumpet: Steve Stassi
Percussion: Chris Trujillo
Recording engineer: Steve McDonald, Lou Holtz

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Carla Ulbrich

Award-winning songwriter Carla Ulbrich has played in venues small and large (and sometimes odd) all over the US.

You may have heard her on SiriusXM Comedy radio, or one of many NPR stations, or on the legendary Dr. Demento show.

She has released 10 albums of fun music and was an extra in the movie Sharknado 2.

"Inside Jokes: Songs from Quarantine" is her 10th album.
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