The Most Fattening Time of the Year

by Carla Ulbrich

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Food everywhere! Packing on those holiday pounds!
(Parody of "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year")

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It’s the most fattening time of the year

Is that brisket I’m smelling

and everyone telling me have some more beer

It’s the most fattening time of the year



It’s the least jolliest feeling you’ll cry

they mistake you for Santa

you know you just can’t a

ford any more pie

It’s the least jolliest feeling you’ll cry



it starts in October

with kids coming over each

each one of them dressed in disguise

it’s far far too handy that leftover candy

just slap it right onto my thighs!



It’s the most fattening time obviously

when you’ve started thinking

your pants are all shrinking

they’re stuck at your knees

it’s the most fattening time obviously



and then when you’re living it

up at Thanksgiving

with turkey and corn and Merlot

no one buys all your stories

recalling the glories

of dress sizes long long ago



It’s the most fattening time of the year

All those holiday greetings

mean weight watchers meetings

are certainly near!

it’s the most fattening time

And egg nog should be a crime

first world problems to hear me whine

It’s the most fattening time of the year!

credits

released December 18, 2019
lyrics by Carla Ulbrich and Joe Giacoio
vocal and guitar: Carla Ulbrich
engineer: Bob Harris

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Carla Ulbrich

Frequently played on Pandora, Sirius XM, and the Dr. Demento Show, funny songwriter Carla Ulbrich
is known for writing about such topics as wedgies, Waffle House, Klingons, and how rich she would be if she had a copyright on the 'F' Word.

She cites her biggest musical influences as Sesame Street, camp songs, and cat food commercials.

This is her 6th CD.
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