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    13 tracks of funny songs. 6 originals and 7 parodies, all the important topics covered (droopy pants, tips for traveling to China, soda, serial talkers, the plight of the non-smoker, psycho exes...). Produced by the hugely talented Bob Malone and Steve Goodie.

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parody of "American Bandstand" (a.k.a "Bandstand Boogie").
I consider this my PSA about the need for guys to find a happy medium between wearing their pants below their butt or above their nipples.

lyrics

You wear ‘em baggy And let some underwear show
You’re lookin’ groovy As long as you’re movin’ slow
But in a foot chase You better grab a good hold
Of those man pants
You can’t run down the street When they’re down around your ankles
Those man pants
Wear a belt hold ‘em up
With a pair of suspenders those man pants And if you’re nerdy You can wear ‘em real high
Your belt can double As a leather necktie
You check your heartbeat By unzippin’ the fly
Of those man pants

You can cut them off into
Shorts for the summer
It still looks better than
Showin’ off a plumber’s crack
Hike ‘em down hike ‘em up
Show ‘em off give it up
For those man pants

credits

from Totally Average Woman, released October 1, 2015
lyrics: Carla Ulbrich
vocal: Carla Ulbrich
background vocals: Amy Engelhardt
Guitar: Bob DeMarco
Drums: Mike Baird
Trombone: Eric Jorgensen
Saxes: Tom Evans
Trumpet: Steve Stassi
Percussion: Chris Trujillo
Recording engineer: Steve McDonald, Lou Holtz

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Carla Ulbrich

Frequently played on Pandora, Sirius XM, and the Dr. Demento Show, funny songwriter Carla Ulbrich
is known for writing about such topics as wedgies, Waffle House, Klingons, and how rich she would be if she had a copyright on the 'F' Word.

She cites her biggest musical influences as Sesame Street, camp songs, and cat food commercials.

This is her 6th CD.
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