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When worlds collide... A "civilian" is forced into a game room at a convention.

lyrics

Everyone's blown away
Just two people left to stay
And repopulate
After Ragnarok

Please just go away
You're not gonna get a date
Why don't you go and play
(what’s something that takes forever? Dungeons and Dragons?)
Oh, I saw this great looking role-playing thingy on the way into the hotel. Way over on the other end. You should check it out.

Wow she's really hot
And she really likes me not
But I'll get my shot
After Ragnarok
After Ragnarok
After Ragnarok

credits

from Totally Average Woman, released October 1, 2015
parody of “Fraggle Rock”
lyrics: Carla Ulbrich
vocal, reluctant gamer: Carla Ulbrich
uber-nerd, Dr Who Fan, vocal, drums, guitar, bass: Steve Goodie
Recording engineers: Steve Goodie, Bobby Brescia

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Carla Ulbrich

Frequently played on Pandora, Sirius XM, and the Dr. Demento Show, funny songwriter Carla Ulbrich
is known for writing about such topics as wedgies, Waffle House, Klingons, and how rich she would be if she had a copyright on the 'F' Word.

She cites her biggest musical influences as Sesame Street, camp songs, and cat food commercials.

This is her 6th CD.
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