Swamp Thing

from by Carla Ulbrich

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    13 tracks of funny songs. 6 originals and 7 parodies, all the important topics covered (droopy pants, tips for traveling to China, soda, serial talkers, the plight of the non-smoker, psycho exes...). Produced by the hugely talented Bob Malone and Steve Goodie.

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It occured to me that many characters in the world of comic books did not have their own theme songs. So here's a failed attempt at remedying that...

lyrics

Swamp Thing
You’re slimy and green
You smell like string beans and tubers
Swamp Thing

Swamp Thing are you a plant or an animal?
‘Cause l wanna know for sure
Hmm part vegetable part meat
I’m hungry

Swamp Thing
That sounds enticing
I’ll have one with everything- bring it to me
Swamp Thing

Swamp Thing I think you’re tasty
But I wanna know for sure
Would you mind stepping into this hamburger bun?
Now don’t move!

Swamp Thing
That’s interesting
You’ve got an aftertaste like jujubes
Swamp Thing
C’mon c’mon Swamp Thing
Shake and Bake it Swamp Thing

credits

from Totally Average Woman, released October 1, 2015
Parody of “Wild Thing”
Lyrics: Carla Ulbrich
Vocal: Carla Ulbrich
Drums, Bass, Electric guitar: Steve Goodie
Recording Engineers: Steve Goodie, Steve McDonald

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Carla Ulbrich

Frequently played on Pandora, Sirius XM, and the Dr. Demento Show, funny songwriter Carla Ulbrich
is known for writing about such topics as wedgies, Waffle House, Klingons, and how rich she would be if she had a copyright on the 'F' Word.

She cites her biggest musical influences as Sesame Street, camp songs, and cat food commercials.

This is her 6th CD.
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